Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!! :)

How to grin like a maniac.

Why do octoroks have rocks inside them?

Because that's how they get rid of their waste.

Why is Tom's stream so fun to watch?

Because of all the silly shenanigans.

Is the cake a lie?

Nope. It's there if you look closely enough.

There was a farmer who had a dog. Was BINGO was his name-O?

It sure was his name-O.

Why does 's rest utterly destroy people sometimes?

Because you should never disturb anyone while they're sleeping. Or else, feel the wrath!

Why are Ganondorf's moves in SSBM similar to Captain Falcon's moves? = ?

Because the developers were lazy and didn't want to put any further effort.

Why is Luigi so afraid of ghosts?

Because he was traumatized as a baby when a Boo snuck up on him.

Why are there 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Because only four got exposed to the ooze.

Why are shy guys shy?

Because they have no faces; hence, the masks.

Where does Kirby keep all the stuff it sucks up?

A void like dimension that's inside him.

What does the P on the P-Button stand for?

Presto chango!

Why do people make poor pirated games?

Because they are wannabe game makers with bad programming skills.

Why does Wonka have rage?

Because you stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which has to be washed and sterilized so you get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!

Why does this guy laugh whenever you miss? --->

Because he is pure evil!!!

Why aren't the Koopalings in the recent Mario games?

Because Bowser steals the spotlight. Every. Single. Time.

Why bother releasing a DSi when a DS lite works just fine?

All because of extra features and a shiny new box.

Why does Arthur only wear boxers beneath his armor?

It beats going commando.

Why is Wart featured in only one Mario game?

Because it was all just Mario's dream.

Why can't you jump on koopas in Mario Bros. ?

Because Mario and Luigi weren't heavy enough back in the days.

Why do smart people do dumb things sometimes?

Lapse of judgment. It happens.

Where does Miyamoto get all his crazy ideas from?

Childhood memories, along with some dreams.

How did Bowser get that spooky laugh in Hotel Mario?

From the evil darkness of the CD-i.

How is the the hippie from Earthbound both retro and new age at the same time?

He's a time traveler, so he has the characteristics of both periods.

Small Earthbound spoiler:

Spoiler:

To try and intimidate Ness and co. when they first meet him.

What ever happened to the bunny ears from SML2?