Complaints from Tourists...

(I hope this is in the right place) I'll copy and paste what I said on another forum:

In the Daily Record today (page 8 ) they have listed a bunch of complaints that travel reps have gotten from tourists. Some of these are just hilarious XD. Here are some I found very funny, most of it is all copied word for word:

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels"

"The beach was too sandy"

"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."

"No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled"

"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It only took the Americans three hours to get home"

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller"

"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation.' We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying here?"

"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"I was bitten by a mosquito, no one said they could bite."

"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

An American lady tourist visiting the amphitheatre at Epheseus, Turkey said: "If this had been built in America they would have put an elevator in."

"An American couple had travelled to the north of Norway to see the midnight sun, but as they stood there they complained that it was the same sun as home in America and wanted their money back".

On a visit to Lapland: "The disappointment telling the children that the reindeer could not fly was incredible... you must state this in your brochure in future."

"I realise that there is no electricity in the wilderness cabins but there should have been somewhere to charge my phone."

"I was shocked to discover on arriving that my Spanish pesetas were no longer accepted."

"You said that your local Slovenian reps spoke English but you failed to mention the Slovenian accents."

I live in Florida, so I hear alot of these stupid complaints, i'll see if i can remember some later.

hahahaha!!! omg, i think the one about the pregnant lady is my favorite XD