Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!! :)

Because they're about to get eaten.

Why do I get a stupid answer when I ask a stupid question?

Because that is the name of the game. X3

How does Link carry all of his equipment?

In a bag that's always expanding. Plus he's super strong.

Why do some video game characters wear gloves? etc.

Because they look stylish on them.

Is the Gameboy Micro too small?

Depends on how you define "small"

Can a rock really roll?

If it's round enough.

Are blue berries really blue?

Only in some states Ms Saturn.

Why are Easter Eggs made by a hug bunny of doom?

So he can use them as bait to lure people into his sinister huggles.

Why do marshes stink so badly?

because....... maybe they WANT to


who, what, where, when, and why???

Simply just because.

Why do so many things taste like chicken?

Because all food comes from chickens. Secret origins revealed!

How can Pokemon fit in their Pokeballs?

Because they wouldn't be pocket monsters if they couldn't.

How did Robotnik get an IQ of over 300?

He manipulated the IQ test taker into giving him that score out of pure arrogance. "I deSERVE to have an IQ over 300!" and yadayadayada

Why do we have dreams?

Because of REM sleep.

Will Nintendo ever stop creating pokemon?

Not as long as there's still profit to be made from them. = $$$$

Will this topic ever end?

Nope. It just keeps going and going.

Why are there so many horrible drivers out there?

Because they are gradually losing their driving knowledge as soon as they pass their driving test.

Why do we have Oreo breaks?

For TBB's sanity.

What made Crazy Hand so crazy?

He was the failed prototype of Master Hand.

What the heck happened here?!?!

A forum post.

Why doesn't Lucas use a bat like Ness?

Baseball wasn't invented in Tazmily at the time.

Why were the Tendas shy?

Because they hung around the shy guys too much.

Why are there so many presents laying around in the Mother games?

Porky hid all of them during Christmas time, and no one was able to find them all.

Why do question blocks float in midair?

Because of the magic of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Where does Lakitu get all of his spikeys from?

You can't see it from the angle you play at, but there's a long line of spikeys on clouds behind him. Since he's bigger, he hides them from view.

What does TomBob's Blender look like?