Corrupt a wish game

granted but you are banned from the game

i wish that i could corrupt wishes twice as fast

Granted, but people grant wishes too slow for it to work.

I wish for an indestructible block of wood that is 2 inches big, can never move from it's position, which is on mars, is fire, water, air, and shock resistant, can't be destroyed and projects an indestructible force field the size of whatever it resides on. Have fun! >:}

Granted but its made of liquid.
I wish for a Nes.

granted but it dies

i wish for 0

(smashdude)
Nope, wood cannot be liquid!

Granted, but it's made of liquid! A taste of your own medicine!

(Darksonic)
granted, but you get nothing!

I wish to corrupt any wish I ever wanted!

granted but you corrupt all the wishes and everybody kills you

i wish for foxtrot to be cool

granted, but he dies because he cant

i wish for a pony

Granted, but it kills you because you insulted me.

I wish Bjorn couldn't ever insult me!

granted, but he does anyways

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted by anyone, anything, or anywhere in anyway.

Granted, but this wish is corupted and it never comes true.

I wish for orange juice.

granted, but it's 423 years old and it kills you

i wish for chuck norris

Granted, but it splodes in your face.

I wish for foxtrot to make sense...

granted, but he decides to go onto 4chan and never comes back

i wish 4chan to be destroyed

granted but cost kills you

i wish for bjorn to explode

granted, but he comes back to life (you cant kill me, it's impossible)

i wish for mii

granted but he comes to life and kills you

i wish for bjorn to die

Granted, but you are charged with murder!

I wish for a perfectly functioning cement mixer that only I can control, that only is active when I want it to be.

granted but it falls in a hole and you activate it and it is buried in cement

i wish for foxtrot to die

Granted, but he will Kill you WiTh His LaZoR!!!

I wish for 3 Extra Lifes.....

granted but you die 4 times

i wish for me

Granted, ...but but then you fall down a tree and had brain Damage...

Time paradox because you didn't wish.

I wish for a Ferrari Enzo That is Bullet proof

Granted, but it's not missile proof.


I wish for a jar a peanut butter.

Granted, but you have developed an allergy to peanut butter.

I wish Bjorn would corrupt this wish.

granted but i do it

i wish that the rick roll never became what it is now