Corrupt a wish game

i wish for Ronso's wish

grant... but it is for your annihilation

I wish for a pet panda that never attacked me or my friends/family and did not need to or poop

Granted, but you, your friends and family attack the panda while pooping.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

granted, but that time you have to spent being chuck norris' punching bag


I wish nintendo was cool with emulation

Granted but then Nintendo loses moneyz and goes on the sueing spree like the RIAA

i wish for Recon armour

granted but you are banned from xbox live


I wish I had an awesome mansion that isn't haunted or bad or evil

Granted but it's so boring you kill yourself.

I wish Bjorn would read this on the stream :]

granted, but i ban you from the stream for life

i wish i had a blade of grass

Granted, but that blade of grass kills you

I want another chance to kill Dimitri in GTA4....so roman doesn't die...

Granted but he comes back as a zombie!

I wish Tom would give me robo voice!

granted but it is defected and you have a normal voice again.

i wish for kev to turn into a chicken

Granted, but he is sent to KFC where he is made into a chicken nugget... THAT YOU EAT! You now have Kev inside you.

I wish Bjorn had more patience! I wish he would give me time to think of a good wish!! JEEZ!!!

granted but turns into the hulk and smash's chuck for being so ignorant

i wish i was the hulk

granted but you blow up from the power

i wish for the X buster

granted but you Blow your face off with it!

I wish i could kill Dark kahn in 1 hit.....KAHNNNN KAAAHHHNNN KAAAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNN!!!!

Granted, but it's just not satisfying.

I wish I was the best co-host ever!

granted but tom hates you for it

i wish i had a pony

granted but it kills you
i wish for nothing

granted but you get something

i wish for rush to be my pet

Granted but he runs out of energy really fast and you cant find any energy...tablet...thingys...

I wish I didn't have to leave right now! Bye Bjorn!

granted but you leave anyways from boredom

i wish i had a nice gerbil and had everything to take care of it and was immortal

granted but it blows up

i wish to have PSI powers like ness and lucas

granted but you die from a starman after you

i wish for a clone of me who doesnt blow up and is nice

granted but it turns evil and eats your head

i wish bjorn had an avatar

granted but he doesn't get one
i wish to meet dr wahwee