Corrupt a wish game

granted but he kills you in an experiment on you

i wish people would stop talking to me in the 3rd person

granted but they do it the next day because they hate you

i wish i could play SMW with luigi

granted but you get over 9000 game overs with him

i wish to meet bass

granted but he kills you because he wanted to kill something

i wish smashdude would stop yelling at me

granted but he yells at you for 9000 more days after that

i wish i was luigi's brother and mario was dead





+ me = no more

granted, but luigi kills himself from mushrooms

i wish i was perfect

granted,but giant ninja mario appears and kills you(zombie)


I wish for the best waffle in the world

granted, but it turns into a bad pancake

i wish i was tom

Granted, but you eventually perma-ban everyone on the stream and nobody watches your stream anymore. Good job!

I wish I had my own planet...or do I want a coin?

Granted....Wait what?!?.............TIME PARADOX!!!!

I wish for that one wish that happend ealier but it Got corrupted

granted but it gets corrupted again

i wish i was scorpian

Granted, but you are eaten by a camel spider. (which, by the way, is a real spider and a fearsome one at that!)

I wish this wish was uncorruptable.

granted but you blow up

i wish to kill the black devil from X5

granted but your stuck in pergatory

i wish i could do hadokens

granted but you hit some random machine of doom and it explodes and destroys the world


I wish i could Do the Bicycle kick.

granted but your legs fall off

i wish i was a member of AC/DC

granted, but you get killed be some religious eccentric



I wish for this wish to give me good luck

Granted, but it only lasts 2 seconds and you find a 100 dollar bill, sitting underneath a falling girder.

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptable, beyond the point where I, nor anything, can be affected in a negative manner.

granted, but it causes a time paradox in which everything is ripped into the fabirc of the space time continuum

I wish I was a cowboy

granted but billy the kid kills you

i wish i was eric

Granted, your name is now eric.

I wish Myles didn't incorrectly grant my wish by causing a negative reaction to the space time continuum.

granted but you are trapped inside the devil machine


I wish I had PSI powers

Granted But Giygas Kills you because all you know is PK fire Beta (we are out of beta and releasing on time!)

I wish for this wish to be extremely secret because you can't read this SIZE LULZ

granted but remember i can paste stuff into word pad

i wish tom would get 119 stars by 5 a.m.

Granted but his wii would brick

I wish for never ending pizza