Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but it is fed to you on a conveyor belt going full speed until you explode.

I wish I had a dollar made of chocolate and cookies.

granted but you get robbed and it is taken away from you


I wish I had a better PC than what I have now that was invincibleand gives me good luck and cancels out the negativity of wishes....

Granted, but it doesn't work, so none of those things managed to happen in time.

I wish I didn't feel feverish.

granted but it gets worse

i wish i had the ban hammer

Granted, but it backfires and permabans you.

I wish people would stop arguing about different consoles.

Granted, but they argue about the same console! (Every troll needs something to whine about)

I wish the chatroom had no trolls.

Granted, but the chatroom was not specified, thus, an error occurred and the wish was terminated.

I wish I had a banana phone!

Granted but it doesn't work cause it's a banana.

I wish I had all the Mario items in Animal Crossing.

granted but your Wii Bricks. So you send into Nintendo then send it back fixed but with a note saying: Sorry your wii system memory could not be saved. and your SD card gets a virus.

I wish i could Fc (fully combo) the Devil went down to Georgia on expert lvl (360 DLC GH3)

granted, but you'll never beat through the fire and the flames

i wish i beat the devil in a rock-off

granted but he kills you after wards

i wish that cost would make me and iSonic avatar

granted, but they're corrupt jpeg files of men

i wish for a grain of rice

granted but you get over 9000 grains of rice

i wish tom would do something to celebrate my B-Day

granted but no one's on the stream to appriciate your birthday

i wish for an ant

granted but the ant is 30 feet tall and kills you

i wish i had AC:CF

Granted, but you get HBC right before it and accidentally corrupt your Wii.

I wish for something I already have!

Foxtrot200 wrote:

Granted, but you get HBC right before it and accidentally corrupt your Wii.

I wish for something I already have!

Granted (you get another) but it disappears once you have it.

I wish for all the Mario items in Animal Crossing: City Folk. (This time I have BootMii which makes my Wii unable to be bricked.)

granted but ur house catches on fire and your wii is destroyed

i wish i had a signature

Granted, but it's completely invisible.

I wish I wasn't running out of food constantly.

granted but now you're fat

i wish for a ________.

granted, but its a ______ instead

i wish for a girbil that wouldn't do anything bad to me or anything in exsistance and is immortal and DOES NOT EXPLODE!

granted but its tries to kill everyone and everyone tries to kill you

i wish i hadn't made this wish

Granted, but you lose all memory of making the wish and so you make it again over and over for all eternity.

I wish I was so gorgeous I could get any girl I wanted.

chuckroast wrote:

Granted, but you lose all memory of making the wish and so you make it again over and over for all eternity.

I wish I was so gorgeous I could get any girl I wanted.

Granted but you also get girls you DON'T want.

I wish I always had food (food that I like) and I could eat it only when I want to.

Granted, but you wait a long time, in order to prove that we can't corrupt your wish, and it all rots.

I wish I was invincible to all corruptions that come from any wish.