Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but the value of the currency drops tremendously and the economy crashes.

I wish I could sneeze with my eyes open.

Granted, but then your eyes pop out when you do sneeze.

I wish SMB: Lost Levels was easier.

Granted, but you pass it on your first try and decide that the original Super Mario Bros. was a much better game.

I wish I had some nunchucks.

Granted, but they break as soon as you hit something with them.

I wish Nintendo would do a remake of the first Legend of Zelda.

Granted, but it somehow becomes a 3D game and doesn't seem like a remake at all.

I wish I had a speech bubble appear whenever I spoke out loud.

Granted, but it gets in the way of things all the time.

I wish Dragonball GT didn't exist.

Granted, but it was still an idea so it sucked anyways.

I wish for ______.

Granted, but you get NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!

I wish I had a Wii.

Granted, but the Wii has nothing inside.

I wish for a Wonka Bar.

Granted, but it has cyanide in it.

I wish for King Dedede's mechanical hammer.

Granted, but it flies out of your hands when you first use it on account of its heaviness.

I wish I can tell what time it is without looking at a clock, watch, or phone.

Granted, but you always see the time in front of you, obscuring your view.

I wish there weren't any mosquitoes.

Granted, but the entire food chain with it collapses, and you start to see some straaaange animals in your neighborhood

I wish I was featured in a game!

Granted, but the game was poorly developed so it didn't even sell at all.

I wish I had a pet piranha plant.

Granted, but it dies after eating your head.

I wish for nothing that is something.

Granted, but it creates a paradox and destroys existence.

I wish Nintendo would create their own theme park.

granted, but the cost of the theme park would make them go bankrupt

wish I could double post

granted but everyone is out to kill you now

I wish cavestory was out for the wii already and GOOD and cost 400 points

Granted, but your Wii dies right after that.

I wish Knuckles was in Brawl.

granted but your wii blows up

i wish school ends at a earlier time

granted, but now you must go to school on weekends.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but you find a speck of dust in your nothing so you got something after all.

I wish the Megaman X series would go back to 2-D graphics.

granted, but it sucks.

I wish for skillz at the original mario paint.

Granted, but your skills are always overlooked because of TBB's legendary skills.

I wish it was 65 degrees where ever I go.

Granted, but its snowing so the temperature dropped anyways.

I wish I could win this game and lose at the same time.