Corrupt a wish game

granted but ganondorf steels it

i wish that i didn't have to go to school

Granted, but as a result you start to lose knowledge until you barely know anything.

I wish this guy would stop spinning:

Granted but then he fires his mega buster arm cannon at you accidentally in his dizziness.

I wish for a Mother 1+2+3 compilation on DS.

Granted, but by that time the next Nintendo handheld has come out, and the DS is left behind in history.

I wish for wings that work.

Granted, but it hurts your back every time you flap them.

I wish for Kirby Wii to come out.

Granted, but someone finds out how to hack it and ruins the multiplayer mode for everyone.

I wish I could STOP! HAMMERTIME!

Granted, but then a giant hammer falls on you.

I wish Mr. Saturns were real.

Granted, but then they take over our world.

I wish Nintendo Wi-Fi worked properly.

Granted, but it ridiculously slows down the rest of the internet.

I wish Link would finally defeat Ganon once and for all.

Granted, but then Vaati takes over as the main villain in the series.

I wish there was peace on Earth.

Granted, but shortly after that an alien civilization invades.

I wish I could breathe under water.

Granted, but it gets boring under there after a while and you decide it wasn't worth it.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

Granted, but Frieza then forces you to join his army.

I wish for a lifetime supply of ramen.

Granted, but after the first meal you get tired of their taste.

I wish I can double jump.

Granted, but you jump way too high and break your legs.

I wish I could go through walls like a ghost.

Granted, but as a result you can't pick anything up since everything goes right through you.

I wish I can run fast.

Granted, but you run so fast you break the sound barrier and it is hard for you to avoid running into things.

I wish for every Mario game ever made.

Granted, but you also get some pirated copies that aren't worth playing.

I wish I could play the piano.

Granted, but you end up going deaf soon afterwords.

I wish to have Hyrule Castle.

Granted, but it is constantly under siege by the evil forces of Banon. I mean Ganon, whoooops! XD

I wish for mad gaming skillz.

Granted, but no one wants to play against you because you are way too good.

I wish to have a warp star.

Granted, but you can't control where it goes and it crashes into the ground.

I wish for a chaos emerald.

Granted, but then Robotnik sends an army of robots after you to get it.

I wish I could shoot light arrows.

Granted, but then Pit comes by and claims that you stole the idea from him. btw, KID ICARUS REFERENCE

I wish I had a better memory.

Granted, but then you remember so many little details about everything it drives you crazy.

I wish money grew on trees.