Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but they are all 1 second away from being rotten. Too bad eh? Now you have 9001 pizzas that smell. Bad. Ew.

I wish for Tom to play Phoenix Wright games >.<.

Granted, but he hates them and never plays them again.

I wish I the Over 9000 Fad was never Popular

granted but it's now over 10,000

I wise for a time machine

Granted but it breaks as soon as you use it so you're stuck wherever you went.

I wish for a single drop of pure 100% clean water that will not explode, make anything else explode, hurt me, hurt anybody else, taste bad, cause any harm to me in any way, cause anybody ELSE harm in any way, will not kill me or anybody else, AND comes with a lifetime warranty that will do whatever I ask with the water (simply meaning no restrictions on it at ALL) if ANYTHING happens or doesn't happen to it or me or even just because I feel like it, and that this entire wish will not cause me to do anything out of my own free will, AND the water cannot be corrupted in any way.

P.S. I don't intend to drink the drop of water.

Granted, but you accidentally drink it. Congratulations

I wish for something good, as defined by me.

Granted but banondorfs steals it.

I wish for Nickelback to finally admit that their a terrible band dissapear and never be heard from OR HEARD at all for that matter again.

Granted but fans find out it was your fault and kill you.

I wish to die in the slowest, most painful way possible, be brought back to life (in a painful way) and have this repeat until the end of time.

Granted, but it perpetuates and you are sent into a cycle of pain and misery for all eternity, never to be seen, heard, or thought of ever again.

I wish for something that can be looked at, but not seen, makes sound, but isn't heard, can be touched, but not felt, can be eaten, but isn't tasted, and exists, but isn't there.

Granted, but it doesn't exist in this dimension.

I wish for a ______.

Granted, but it turns into ------ later when you recieve it.

I wish for Oreos to come in just the cookie so I could make Oreo Smores.

Granted, but it contains so much rat poison it gets recalled.

I wish for toilet paper.

granted, but it's discount, bargain, 1 ply

I wish Foxtrot would remember to make a wish.

granted, but it's a never ending wish and the universe collapses

i wish wii's were less expensive >.<

Granted, but they become near impossible to find unless you look into the black market.

I wish there was never any homework to do.

Granted but you have so much school work you can't finish it and you constantly get Fs.


I wish the shamwow guy was less scary.

Granted, but he is replaced by Ganondorf

I wish the moon was made of cheese.

Granted but the cheese went bad along time ago.

I wish tom was as good at 3D games as he is at 2D games.

Granted but when some weird 4D game comes out, Tom won't even beat the tutorial level/first level.

I wish the stalk market in AC:CF gave 999 bells per turnip every day for five years for both before noon and after noon.

granted but you cant use the bells

I wish Ryu and Ken were in brawl

Granted but their stats and final smashes are so terrible that its not worth playing as them.

I wish that Tom would show his face on the stream.

Granted but when you see it you die.

I wish grabnar would make a ninja club.

Granted, but real ninjas attack and the club is destroyed.

I wish all bread was replaced by Raising Canes's bread.

Granted, but a mage comes by and makes it into Wonder bread.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

Granted, but it turns out it was inherently corrupted anyways. You can't beat the system!

I wish I had the Triforce.