How off-topic can you get?

Watch as I fly around the moon twice, nay, three times, before I run out of fuel and crash into the sun. I must feed the negligent cat on my throne upon which I sit quietly, staring into the morbid sun. The cat makes a great chair, thus rendering the throne useless. Feelings in reverse must consume the powerful magical turtle that never sleeps.

My question is, is this "Off-Topic" as in anything reasonable goes, or just anything reasonable related to videogames goes?

Wow, just wow. I think your good on the off-topicness. =P

I think that if this is an off topic topic then simply replying to the topic makes your post off topic. Right?

MARIO WILL FLY AROUND SPACE AND THEN FEED A BUNCH OF LUMAS WITH STARS!
There you go.

Where's the pancake with a bunny on its head?

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Bippo Ernesti: Where's the pancake with a bunny on its head?

We must celebrate this occasion with a nice dose of insta-kill spikes.

Bippo Ernesti wrote:

We must celebrate this occasion with a nice dose of insta-kill spikes.

The Mega Man ones? Oh I have some! *starts throwing them at everyone and then notices that I'm touching the spikes to throw them and explodes*

*Looks at all the blown up corpses*

My bionic arm extends to faraway distances, yet its grappling abilities remain the same. Am I "Radd" or what? No, I am not. The voice still in my head keeps bonking its mallet on the upcoming carnivores who were here to write a story originally created by Dr. Seuss. "Seuss!" I exclaimed in distress as his henchmen soon started to surround the vast grass plains. "What is it you are trying to achieve here?!" said Steve as he was being pulled by the gigantesque solar powered magnet orbiting an asteroid, cereal be terrified! Oh, hey, I gotta take out the thrash.

Hey guys... Oh look a bunny with a weighted companing cube on its head! - runs after it and falls in dark matter to get a game over to start in a megaman stage- what the heck!! hmm i wonder where this pit leads. - falls down it - oh dang theres spikes -_- * explodes * ahh wtf banondorf -gets banh hammahed- oh look time to eat breakfast. bye guys. - throws a rave party-

Oh yeah by the way I got a good number of people with those spikes before I 'sploded. SO... You're all DEAD! *everyone starts in different Mega Man stages and then die due to incompatibility of the game and them* *BSOD appears*

If I was undead to begin with, what would happen to me if I dropped the wall through that disk slot in that computing machine behind the wall in question? Also, I demand a refund of the glass biscuit I ate, it tasted nothing like Billy Mays said it would while I played inverted chess with him.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12.
Taking bets on which one will drop first from exhaustion.

It's weird.

I was dancing on Venus the other day, and this dude comes up to me and he's like, "Did you know Pluto wasn't a planet?"

So I told him he could shove it, and I picked up a salmon and played paddy-cake with it, when the WEIRDEST thing happened, I realized salmon's don't have arms.

I pontificated upon this subject for a while, then I looked up and saw that they sky was a beige color, and I turned to John, my invisible schizo friend and said, "Ben, do you know what day it is?"

He cocked his lazy eye at me and said, "Yeah, it's just around the corner."

I got up and brushed myself off and walked into the lake.

You sunk my battleship.

Dance Dance Monkeylution is gonna be the best monkey-style rythym step danceamatron game EVAH!

I just drank a woolly sweater.

one day I was walking down the street when a GIANT TIRE SPAGHETTI MONSTER jumped into the sun and ate itself with a tuning fork and said "AAHAAHAHAHAAAA I SMELL LIKE A LAWNCHAIRMACHINE" THEN JIM DIED

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... come to think of it, it began to smell... must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.

(If anybody knows who I'm quoting without the help of a friendly Google, I'll give you a superduper cake)

Bologna Sandwiches...

I just noticed that we're already on the SECOND PAGE!!

This truly calls for a celebration, a festival, a party, a decapitation. No, wait, scratch that, we need money.

Lulz. I love your sig Bippo.
EPIC LULZ FTWii!!
Yeah... I'm bored.

Well thank you, it took a lot of lab tests and olympic medals to forge it, it has a magic enchantment that allows everybody who sees it be able to do everything they were always able to do.