Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but Kraft Foods would go bankrupt, taking Nabisco and other subsidiaries with it, because Oreos are obviously their mainstream attraction.

I wish for Ustream to be less annoying and laggy.

Granted, but then it gets invaded by noobs

I wish i had a pet nickel named Phillip

Granted but it's a girl nickel.

I wish I had the perfect girlfriend.

Granted, but she used to be a man.

I wish The Fairly Odd Parents would go off air

Granted....just...granted....w00t it's finally off air!!!

I wish that I could be as awesome as chuck norris

Granted, but Chuck Norris sues you for copyright infringement!

I wish for whatever you want me to wish for!

Granted..Toytoy is now dead.

I wish for something THAT...CAME....IN.....A....ROCKETCAN!!!! POWERTHIRST ROCKET EDITION!!!!

wish granted, but the bear blasted you and you didn't blast the bear.

I wish for youtube to have a live feature

granted but it will be worse than ustream,
i wish for a glass of water...

granted but its brown well water

I wish Smashdude would sign his community leader sig

granted but i suck at picture editing, so can someone do it really fast please
i wish for a nes cart of EB0

Granted, but It doesn't save :-(

I wish for another wish.

Granted but it wont come true

I wish i could fly

granted, but someone mistakes you for a bird and shoots you out of the air

i wish flowers were made of gum

Granted, but they would stick to everything and never get off.

I wish I had some more pineapple juice.

granted, but it was made of pines and apples.

I wish i had an easy button

Granted but it's one of those lame ones you get for 5 bucks.

I wish I had an easy button that works exactly like it does in the commercials ;D

granted but it blows up

i wish to meet samus

Granted, but her presence attracts Metroids that kill drain your life points and defeat you.

I wish for a cardboard box of peeled potatoes soaked in milk.

Granted, but that was Snake's box and now he will hunt you down.

I wish for a wish.

Granted but a large guy named Molly beats you up and steals the wish


I wish for this wish to not come true or corrupt

Granted, this wish will become a lie and the wish gives you billions of dollars, yet as it is a lie, you will get none.

I wish I had a grilled Oreo.

granted but the oreo turns into a chips ahoy...



I wish for something good to happen

Granted, you get ten dollars, but you are mugged right after that.

I wish I had the most tastiest pizza ever.

Granted but you now only have 30 minutes to live because there was a large about a acid in it