Corrupt a wish game

This is a Farly easy game it goes like this:

Guy-I wish for $million

Guy2-Wish granted but it comes in Pennies.

Go!

I wish for 4 stomachs.

Wish granted *gives you 4 cow stomachs in a box*
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I wish to know everything

wish granted but your head will explode in 72 hours

i wish i was like megaman

granted, but splashwoman's beauty infatuated you and eventually defeats you from your infatuation.

i wish for a pet squirtle.

Granted but that Squirtle Keeps you up at night and Sprays you with water 24/7

I wish i had a Sports car.

Granted but the car is evil and will try to kill you

I wish for world peace

Granted but the world will blow up

i wish kirby was real and i have him as a pet

Granted but he will eat you

I wish for a oreo

Granted, but the Oreo is soaked in urine.

I wish for a brand new PC.

Granted but you got a BSOD.

I wish to meet Mario.

Granted but Bowser will kill you in a battle between the two
I wish for cake

granted but the cake is made by toytoy

i wish to meet megaman

Granted, but he will think you're evil and destroy you.

I wish for a bag of candy

Granted but it's demonic candy that will melt your face

I wish for a Wii

Granted, but it's cancerous.

I wish for plane ticket.

Granted, but the plane gets in an extremely bad crash, killing nearly all of it's passengers. In the crash, you break your neck and get paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish for a cold glass of water.

Granted but Morpha is in it and kill you from the inside out

You didn't put a wish...

I wish for a game system that can has every game ever invented and every game that will be invented to the end of time, can play them all, and can't ever break in any way.

Granted, but the system has no controller plugs.

I wish for a pack of Oreos.

Granted. But instead of white stuff between the Oreos, there are GRAY stuff.



I wish for a sack of potatoes.

granted but there stone potatoes

I wish for a new computer

granted but it will get the BSOD everytime you start it up

i wish to meet megaman X

Granted, but he will use you as a human shield to block Sigma's mortal blow.

I wish for a box full of videogames.

granted, but the games are based of awful movies, and some are based on children's shows.




I wish to have l33t sculpting skillz.

Granted, but the only things you will be able to sculpt are certain human anatomical parts... *coughballsandweinerscough*. Sorry, my cold is getting bad.

I wish I had a penny.