Corrupt a wish game

granted but would be killed by poachers

I wish to be a god

Granted but you are the god of urine.
I wish Obama was green.

Granted, but they have your address and know you turned him green, they will hunt you down!!

I wish for some toiletpaper

Granted but it's Chuck Norris'.

I wish toytoy never came to the stream.

Granted, but an even more annoying noob named harhars comes on the stream and spams you to death.

I wish nothing negative would happen to me

granted, but now the world turns into hell

I wish for a magic conch shell

Granted but it doesn't allow you to eat.

I wish I had the perfect avi and it couldn't be saved or copied.

granted but its rick astley

i wish i had all video games know to man

Granted, but all of them are corrupted

I wish I got a lifetime supply of chocolate

granted but they all rick roll you

i wish to have unlimited HP

Granted, but it is tainted with a virus that will kill you in 24hours

I wish for a Death Note

Granted But it doesn't work.
I wish for a Thing.

Wish granted. It collapses.

I wish for a black sesame seed and a white sesame seed.

Granted but they cannot exist together without collapsing the universe.

I wish for a single doughnut

Granted, but it's stale, the size of your house, and full of rotten cream cheese.

I wish for something bad to happen ot me!

Granted but it Turns out Good in the long run.

I wish for a trillion Dollars that can not be stolen Burned,Come in pennies,fake, or destroyed in anyway.

Wish granted. Since money can't buy happiness, you now have an unsettling feeling of wanting something more than just money.


I wish to be a little girl.

Granted, but you're the size of a golf ball.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted!

Granted, but you lose everything else in your life.

I wish to have a new cellphone.

Granted, but you get robbed and lose it the minute you get it.

I wish for a fobby.

Wish granted. But you accidentally stepped on it. This causes you to gain too much exp. points and you eventually explode.


I wish my cat is emo.

Granted but emo cat mauls your face for making him emo. YOU ARE DEAD


I wish I had an invincible AWESOME MAC computer

Granted, but it's the first mac ever made, and is completely bug ridden, and does not allow for the playing of any games.

I wish I was a Sea Horse.

granted but you are far away from water

i wish sonic was real

wish granted, but sonic goes too fast and runs into you and you die.

I wish Mother 3 was in released in america so, I could combo easier.