Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but he immediately gets pwned, and never plays it again...

I wish Tom would stop playing I Wanna Be The Guy.

Granted, but he starts playing Silver Surfer.

I wish for Tom to play every single pokemon game in existance.

granted but he doesn't play the pokemon games

i wish that people would stop getting mad at the tom in the stream

Granted but then everyone gets mad at you.

I wish for the rainbow sword

granted but it makes you gay

I wish for a cat

Granted, but it turned into a WereCat ( lol stupid name ) and killed you.

I wish for lulz.

Granted, but you laugh so hard, you can't breath, and then you suffocate.

I wish Itoi decided to make a fourth Mother game.

granted, but it sucks

i wish for world peace

Granted but aliens from another world start a war

I wish for nothing to happen in the next 10 seconds......

granted, but some happens anyways

i wish for a grain of rice

Granted, but a bird eats that one grain of rice.

I wish for more subscribers on Youtube.

granted but they are all flamers

i wish that capcom would make megamanX9

Granted, but it fails. Therefore Capcom goes out of business, and you now are fined $100,000,000 dollars for absolutely no reason, whatsoever.

I wish I could beat Clario at Brawl...

Granted, but you beat Clario with hacks. Leeched hacks.

I wish I could be better with Captain Falcon with no hacks, no cheats, just plain old Brawl.

granted, but they take out captain falcon

i wish i was mr. roboto

granted but the power rangers come and beat the hell out of you.

I wish my drawing skills weren't so bad

Granted, but then you're mobbed by tons of fan-girls.

I wish i was a marshmallow ghost for realz.

Granted, but you'll be chased by hungry fire ghosts. for realz

i wish to find someone to be cared by.

Granted, but they don't stop caring... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, that's enough of the !!! now.

I wish to find no money.

Granted but everything is now free anyway.

I wish for billy mays to stop yelling so loud.

Granted, but Vince, from Sham-Wow, yells, instead.

I wish Foxtrot would've made a wish.

Granted, but your won't like it.

I wish for infinite health in real life.

Granted, but the cheat crashes your life.

I wish my DOS games would work on this computer.

Granted but your monitor breaks and all the monitors at computer stores simultaniously a-splode.

I wish for 9001 delicous pizzas.