Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but the wishes are only granted .0002% of the time.


I wish to know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

Granted, but the wood pieces are OVER 9000! and squish you.

I wish I could be like sonic and run at the speed of sound.

Granted, but you put airlines out of business... (That was terrible)

I wish to know the TRUE meaning behind Christmas!! XD

Granted, but you find the true meaning is "bunny"

I wish it was january already

Granted. One minute into January;however, January is not considered a month and is replaced by the Month Bigloluary.

I wish for a cute bunneh to snuggle.

Granted, but it wants to kill you.


I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but you get in trouble for being absent......IDK

Oh I wish, I wish, I didn't steal that fish?!?!?! WTF!?!?

Granted, but you stole a beaver.


I wish I had a bag of skittles.....cuz they are good.

granted, but i stole them from you ^_^

i wish i had a lifetime supply of ramen

Granted, but its the bad kind. The kind that's rotten and old and smelly and moldy. You get the Idea.

I wish I had a kart like the ones in Mario Kart.

Granted, but you hit a tree.


I wish I was an only child.

Granted, but you're an only child for one second.

I wish Tom could do Over 9000 barrel rolls that turn into spartan kicks.

granted, but he kills himself for becoming the embodiment of the meme himself

I was I had a dog

Granted, but you aren't an Oscar Meyer Wiener!

I wish I could spell msinairatnemhsilbatsesiditna backwards! (try and figure it out!)

Granted, but your tongue gets tired from trying to say it and it falls off

I wish my hovercraft was full of eels

Granted, but the eels turned into many Reese's cups and then your hovercraft gets blown up so no Reese's for you .

I wish I could hear the relaxing sound of soi soi soi soi soi on Windows Vista.

granted, but what you're really hearing is a virus that explodes your pc

I wish for a woolly worm cuz they're cute

Granted, but it turns into wooly willy and you don't have a magnet!

I wish I knew 42.

Granted, but 42 was the only thing you knew.

I wish the Wii had super good online play.

Granted, but it was sooo good your head blew off

I wish a wish thats was a wish that was a wish

granted but you blow up from that wish

i wish that ore break was longer

granted but you alone must toil in the hot sun to break said ore with your bare hands

i wish i didn't have to go to school

Granted, but you end up having to work at McDonald's for the rest of your life.

I wish for a new flat screen HD TV.

Granted but the flat screen gets cracked

I wish for the Master sword.

Granted but Ganon Uses haxs and kills you in one hit.

I wish for tom to play Halo 3 co-op on the stream.