Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but Chuck Norris came and kicked you on the crouch..... >.<

I wish my power level is Over 9000!!!

Granted, but banon kills you for overused memes

I wish i had a shiny new penny

Granted, but instead of Abe Lincoln, it's a picture of me!!!
And you can never spend it!

I wish Tom's oreo break would end!!!

granted but it keeps playing the whitestuff song forever

i wish Tom would listen to the co hosts more often

Granted, but the cohost is golfy

I wish everyone here would give me 10 dollars.

Granted, but the money was actually fake...So the FBI searched for finger prints and track you down and arrest you and you stayed in prison for 70 years.....

I wish for a kitteh kat.....

granted but yuki steals it from you

i wish for yuki to have anything she wants

Granted, but you will regretted.....

I Wish That I can Fly....

Oh wait...Some how.....a Jet kills me....

Granted...you can now fly...but since that Jet killed you, you're a ghost....so....you can...fly??

I wish I could've corrupted that wish a little better...

granted but the jet kills you so now you can fly

i wish i could be a ghost too

granted, but weegee sucks you up with his vacuum.

I wish i could get home from vacation faster. =/

Granted...you go home by the blue falcon, and get home in 2.4 seconds. However Captain Falcon then says you owe him $1,000,000 for the trip, so you are now in some serious debt.

I wish I could dress up as Mr. Game & Watch and defy all laws of the universe with my 2Dness

Granted, but you are placed in a car compacter in order to flatten yourself.

I wish for everyone to be happy, including me!

Granted, everyone is happy!!.....except for this smiley ->

I wish I could be as awesome as Foxtrot200

Granted, but you can't handle the total awesomeness and you explode

I wish i was as cute as my avatar ^_^

Granted...but now every single person from the chatroom wants to hugglez you!

I wish I could think of a wish...

Granted, but you just wasted it!

I wish TibBibBlonder was run over by Wario's Bike.

Granted, but Wario accidently runs over TomBobBlender also! OH NOEZ!!!

Oh I wish, I wish, I didn't kill that fish.

Granted, but you killed a bird instead.


I wish my Brawl disc stopped messing up every time I try to put it in my Wii :\

Granted, but it gets a mind of its own and takes over your wii

I wish i had a fox

Granted, but there is an evil fox demon inside it and it tears you into shreds.

I wish for everyone in the world to do the " Can't Touch This " dance just for the lols.

Granted, but the amount of epicness corrupts the earth

I wish for billy's oreo cakester.

Granted, but he Killz you with his LaZor!!!!

I wish Tom can hurry up and Finish Super Mario 64!!!!!

granted but he dies alot on bowser

i wish tom would play SMRPG

Granted, but he already played it. So NO!! NOOOO!!!

I wish for a dish full of wishes and....hershey...kisses??