Corrupt a wish game

Granted, because everyone is already both winning and losing this game.

I wish would appear in a new game.

Granted, but the game is full of flashy visuals and 3D graphics, making it less like a G&W game.

I wish this guy would choose something to wear already! --->

Granted. He decides to wear the tanooki suit, turns into a statue, and falls on you.

I wish there was a Smash Bros. on the DS.

Granted, but the intensity of the game gives you Carpal Tunnel syndrome.

I wish grass was purple.

Granted, but then it all dies because it can no longer perform photosynthesis.

I wish didn't laugh everytime a duck gets away.

Granted, but the game loses its touch of humor and plummets in popularity.

I wish my computer had a terabyte of free space.

Granted, but you can only store text documents on it.

I wish I could shape-shift.

Granted, but you can only keep your temporary form for 10 seconds.

I wish there were better anime dubs.

Granted, but it costs so much money that less anime gets released in the US.

I wish animals could talk.

Granted, but you find out they want to wipe out human civilization.

I wish I had Internet access wherever I went.

Granted, but pop up ads appear every where you go annoying both you and everyone around you.

I wish for the Master Sword.

Granted but it breaks in two upon the first swing.

I wish for... IMMORTALITY!

Granted. You are turned into an indestructible statue.

I wish that Earthbound would come out for VC.

Granted, but your Wii is broken and you don't have the money to repair it or buy a new one.

I wish for something that is nothing.

Granted again, but the paradox destroys existence yet again.

I wish for a screw attack ball.

Granted, but it activates every time you take a step and you end up spinning everywhere.

I wish for a warp star.

Granted, but you can barely steer it and end up crashing into someone's roof.

I wish I could do a hadouken.

Granted, but it drains all your energy every time you do so such that you can barely stand.

I wish for a Kid Icarus reference.

Granted, but you fall into a bottomless pit.

I wish I could give people the eggplant curse. (Kid Icarus Reference )

Granted, but people get angry and start to throw pumpkins at you.

I wish for two more wishes.

Granted, but they both will be corrupted.

I wish I could play piano.

Granted, but you can only play on a toy piano.

I wish I had the Power Glove.

Granted, but when you put it on, it will not come back off.

I wish I could turn invisible.

Granted, but you can't turn visible anymore and everyone starts to get worried over your whereabouts.

I wish my hands were clean all the time.

Granted, but your immunity against common germs drops dramatically because of it.

I wish I could make portals.