Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but you accidentally close one before you get out and end up slicing yourself in half.

I wish I could heal myself in seconds.

Granted, but the parts that are healed back aren't as good as the originals. After many injuries you become very feeble.

I wish I had a magikoopa wand.

Granted, but it becomes powerless in the hands of a non-magikoopa.

I wish I had a Bullet Bill launcher.

Granted, but the Bullet Bill's always turn around and chase after you.

I wish they would make a new Super Mario All Stars.

Granted, but it takes up so much space to save that no memory card can take it.

I wish I knew this guy in real life -->

Granted, but it turns out he beats up everyone he meets with his LOL sign while laughing like a lunatic.

I wish that everyone was happy.

Granted but the effect of the wish quickly fades away, making everybody turn emo.

I wish I had remembered to wish when sending this.

Granted, but the wish you remembered to make really ended up screwing you over.

I wish ustream didn't ruin TBB's broadcasts.

Granted, but then Ustream messes up everyone's broadcasts as well.

I wish for the ability to divide by zero.

Granted, but the resulting paradox brings missingno. to life who then goes on to destroy all life on Earth from glitchyness.

I wish it was daylight savings time all the time.

Granted, but winter days will have a disproportionate amount of daytime and nighttime, causing your sleep schedule to change drastically.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

Granted, but then you sleep so deeply you go into a coma.

I wish gas was cheaper.

Granted, but soon the supply runs out and no one can use gas powered cars anymore.

I wish Banondorf was a little nicer.

Granted, but then he no longer gives funny replies when people question him.

I wish Tom would abridge every episode of the Mario cartoons.

Granted, but then he starts to run out of ideas after a few episodes. He's only human after all (or IS he? ).

I wish Banondorf had a rival in the chatbox.

Granted, but their rivalry escalates to the point where they ban everyone in the chat.

I wish they would remake Kirby's Dreamland.

Granted, but the game is short even with all the extra content such that people don't think it's worth buying.

I wish I could walk on water, just to try it out.

Granted, but then fish and all kinds of underwater creatures want to bite your feet.

I wish I could see in the dark.

Granted, but now you can't see when there's light. Even a small amount will blind you tremendously.

I wish I can stop and resume time whenever I wish.

Granted, but you age extremely quickly when you do so.

I wish I could understand any language.

Granted, but your services are needed everywhere and you end up having no free time for yourself.

I wish I could whistle.

Granted, but your lips are soon after cut off in some bizarre Zoo incident.

I wish to wish for a wish that was a wish.

Granted, but the wish is corrupted

I wish for a skeleton key.

Granted, but it snaps off in the lock.

I wish for something that IS corrupted.

Granted, but no matter what your wish was, you get a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up."

I wish for teleportation powers.