Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but you can't control where you go and end up in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I could create force fields.

Granted, but you can't turn them off, creating an Absolutely Safe Capsule (mother 3 reference).

I wish I knew what to do.

Granted, but you are disgusted by what you must do.

I wish they would stop making different versions of Monopoly.

Granted, but then nobody plays the game anymore.

I wish there was a cure for cancer.

Granted, but the cure has a 10% survival rate.

I wish everyone was friendly.

Granted, but the world becomes easily taken over by aliens.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you are shunned from society for having god-like powers and must live your life on a deserted island.

I wish I could throw boomerangs.

Granted, but on of the boomerangs is made of metal, hits you in the eye, and you lose you left eye.

I wish I had cake that only i could eat, that wasn't posonious, and was never ending.

Granted, but you eat so much of it you get diabetes.

I wish I could break dance.

Granted, but someone pulls the cardboard sheet out from under you while you are spinning on your head, you snap your neck, and die.

P.S. Here's your fail whale



I wish I had a fail whale!

Granted, but it lands on you and smashes you dead.

I wish i had the cure for cancer.

Granted, but it involves everyone with cancer and dying. Congrats, you are now a serial killer!

I wish someone would reply to this post.

Granted but he insults you. YOU SUCK!

I wish for nothing to happen.

Granted but something happens anyway

i wish Eric would stop lying and saying he lives in North Dakota

Granted, but now he lies and says he lives in South Dakota.
I wish either nothing or something bad, good, or neutral, would happen.

it happens, for you, because you realise you are dead

I wish there was a real alternative for youtube

Granted, but it costs a lot of money to have an account for it.

I wish ProtonJon didn't stop making Mario hack videos.

Granted, but he loses his humor and becomes a bland commentator.

I wish Kevin's Oreo beard would grow out.

Granted, but then Kevin's time is all up.

I wish that the pages in books do not turn yellow after a long period of time.

you got the digital book! but 10 years later everything erases by itself because of a bug, too bad

I wish I could read and speak any languages

Granted, but there is such a demand for your great skills that you never have free time.

I wish I was impervious to getting burns.

granted, but everyone makes fun of you because you have also developed an extreme phobia to any liquid

I wish sleeping was optional

Granted, but that allows for nightmares to come to life.

I wish I had a crystal ball that would show me anything I wanted to see.

You get it, but you realize too late that a natural disaster happens at every places you look at.

I wish it was spring every day

Granted, but it throws nature out of harmony and different species begin to die out.

I wish there was no daylight savings time.