Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but the day seems out of whack as you get less daylight time.

I wish for a pencil that won't wear down.

Granted, but you accidentally stab your hand on it because it always extremely sharp.

I wish Nintendo would unveil a little about the next Zelda game.

Granted, but all they tell us is that the game features Link.

I wish the sun would never die out.

Granted, but eventually the solar system passes a black hole which takes in everything.

I wish I was bullet proof.

Granted, but the bullets just pass right through you and hit whatever was behind you.

I wish telemarketers would stop calling my house.

Granted, but now Jehova's witnesses begin to come to your house very frequently.

I wish netplay wasn't such a pain to get working.

Granted, but now the Internet becomes a pain to get working.

I wish I could travel into different dimensions.

Granted, but you end up stranded in a dead zone.

I wish the stare game never existed.

Granted, but now a flip the coin game takes its place.

I wish roads weren't so bumpy.

Granted, but now they are too slick making it hard not to slide everywhere.

I wish for you to grant a wish.

Granted. See my above posts for those wishes, and how they got corrupted.

I wish I didn't have to walk in the rain today.

Granted, but now you have to walk in hail.

I wish bad things didn't happen.

Granted, but you start to get sick of all the good things that happen.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it is very ferocious and does not like anyone.

I wish there were no Chuck Norris jokes.

Granted, but now there are Captain Falcon jokes instead.

I wish windows were indestructible.

Granted, but it makes demolition work just about impossible.

I wish fairies were real.

Granted, but they are mischievous and play pranks on everyone.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but they are all eaten by real wild animals!

I wish something or nothing good, bad, or neutral would happen to something, someone, or nothing.

Granted, but you need to recover back the dragon balls after this


I wish i was big!

You reanact a 80s movie, BUT WITH A BAD ENDING!

I wish Math was easy.

Granted, but... (watches thessbbmario's head explode)

I wish my Maplestory character (Jenna1) was level 200!

granted but you get banned because you hacked your way there, bad girl!

I wish maplestory had pvp because my liljeed would probably still be playing

Granted, but your account gets banned for the lulz.

I wish for corruption.

granted, but you get corrupted with it >



I WANT SPARTA!!!

granted, but it's filled with blasphemy and madness

I wish to be granted the ability to see through pancakes.