Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but then you lose the ability to play soccor because you hit your head with the ball. You can now only play Soccer.

Granted, but you forgot to ask for a wish.

I wish empressdonna would notice me.

Granted, but it's while you were being a peepingtom, and now have to face a restraining order

I wish the Chicago Cubs would win the World Series

Granted but the world explodes before they get a chance to celebrate

i wish that we had more then 10 symbols for numbers

Granted, we now have as many symbols for numbers as there are digits of pi.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you now have a book titled: "100 things to wish for" , but the inside of the book has been ripped out.

I wish for my math homework to be finished correctly with all the questions completed

Granted, but the answers are written with notation that the teacher, and even you, don't understand because you aren't going to do your own homework, are you? So for an example of the notation, 45 is written as
∫₀³10xdx
So your teacher, being too overworked to connect to and ask the intellectual community for insight, tells you to do it over again and show and explain your work, emphasizing the "explain" part.

I wish for safe access to and from and safety inside a separate dimension where the inhabitants speak English, know, and are willing to share how many digits long the value of pi is.

Granted, but you die because there is no oxygen.

I wish for a piece of pie.

Granted, but it's a vegetable pie and it tastes like asparagus covered in horseradish and anything else that you'll want to expel from your mouth the instant it and your mouth make contact. And the crust is more burnt than a used piece of charcoal. That's what you get for overlooking the "safety inside" part of my wish.


I wish to complain about these lazy wishgranters.

Granted, but you go to jail for it because you're not.... IN AMERICA.

I wish for sauce.

Granted, but the sauce falls out of the top window of the Empire State Building.


I wish that I could become a pokemon trainer

Granted but you has no pokemon

I wish for the game

Granted. You have the game, but you don't have time to play it. And the RIAA president personally tells you not to rent, sell, trade, or transfer in any way, so nobody else can play the game.

I wish for this wish to be granted in a post with at least as many words as this one, and not in nonsense.

Granted, but that doest happen.

I wish i had some taco bell.

Granted, you have some chunks of material that came from the taco bell building.

I wish for California to be part of America. Because according to wasad, I'm not ".... IN AMERICA."

Granted, but California bursts into flames and you, your parents, and everyone you love and care about die.

I wish that Zew39 would silence himself forever.


(I dont wish for California to burst into flames and everyone you care about die, sbluen)

Granted. He gets banned and has his mouth sealed up. But now you're out of superglue.

I wish for John McCain to have his mouth glued shut.

btw thank you

you can't YOU JUST USED UP THE LAST SUPERGLUE TUBE!

I wish i had superglue

granted, but it is all dried out and unusable.

I wish that i could destroy the world and not die.

Granted. You are now in an Absolutely Safe Capsule. You are stuck there forever for it has no way of getting out of it.

I wish I had Ghost Trick... NOW

Granted, but Ghost trick tricked you to go trick or treating and it stole all your candy.

I wish I had some cake.

granted, but its poisoned. (TOO EASY!)


I wish that i was Phoenix Wright.

Granted, but you are mute.

I wish that I owned every video-game and console in the world.

Granted but every screen u connect to explodes.

I wish I could get to sleep.

Granted, but you die in your sleep.

I wish I could get a girlfriend. BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW