Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but Taco Johns was shut down due to rotten Sour Cream.

I wish for all Nintendo Games EVAR, Including from the future.

Granted, but all video-game systems are being destroyed, and no more will be sold.

I wish my Nintendo 64 still worked.

Granted, but all your other consoles and all your games spontaneously combust.

I wish I was the best Youtube Pooper in the world!

Granted, but you will have "organ" disfunction

I wish I was the best Phoenix Wronger of the Universe

Granted, but now your part parrot.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, But you live on Jupiter, The planet with the most gravitational pull, so you can only get 2 CM off the ground.

I wish for WarioWare D.I.Y.

Granted. but it is lost in a freak car explosion (I did It )




I wish that tom would never quit streaming

Granted. He streams 24/7 but on a private website and he doesn't tell you how to watch.

I wish banondorf would respond to /me messages.

Granted, but he always bans the person who used the /me message as a response.

I wish that I could get rid of really crappy movies.

Granted, but all the good movies are destroyed along with them.



I wish that I could be in a Super Smash Bros. Game and be unbeatable

Granted but every other character is defeated. And the game is ruined.

I wish I had a puppy.

Ok, you have a huge puppy.
Lets just say his name is Fluffy.
He has 3 heads and he eats yours
and you find yourself as the main course.
In your next life, you get a rabbit
and you kick the puppy-buying habbit.

I wish the forum had more games,
specifically the kind where you trade flames.

granted, but the flames burn your fingers and you cant type

i wish i had a penguin

Granted, but he is too warm and turns up the air conditioning so that your house becomes a freezer, even though penguins don't have hands.

I wish my essay would write itself.

Granted, but it writes random stuff like kdoskdosdkfokdsokfsdofk.

I wish I didnt spend 5 hours a day posting on this forum.

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life on Facebook.

I wish I had one penny.

Granted. You now own one penny. But this penny is very lonely and so it brings its whole family of pennies and gets superglued to them. So now you either have to hold onto a heavy stack of pennies or remain penniless.

I wish I had a stack made of pennies that could be used as a sword and would make an effective weapon for use against any melee opponent. (Or ranged, and won't get me arrested, or make others think I'm insane, or self-destruct. I don't want a predictable answer like that.)

Granted but you are later stab by them

I wish we can all real Pokemon;s

Granted, but all the pokemon are majikcarp

I wish that i could be a stream mod.

Granted but all the little fishies die.

I wish i had taco bell foods.

Granted you later have gas
I wish i knew alchemy

granted, but you explode from an alchemic explosion

i wish yankees would call in

granted, but the internet explodes into 1 bajillion pieces. 5 years later Google creates the Googlenet and everyone becomes brainwashed by Google.

I wish for nothing.

granted, but then you look between ur legs and nothing is there

i wish i could pass pacman911 on posts

Granted. If you challenge him to a race on the roof of a post office, you can pass him when he gets tired out. Meanwhile, his post count skyrockets.

I wish people would play soccor on the rooftops.