Corrupt a wish game

Granted, but the pancakes are inedible to you.

I wish Cave Story would come out on Wiiware already.

Granted, but the game gets released the day after you die.

I wish I could watch a wood chuck chuck Chuck Norris.

Granted bu Chuck Norris kills the wood chuck

I wish for a really big bag of oreos

Granted, but the really big bag of Oreos falls from the sky and crushes you with it's weight.

I wish Samus was real.

Granted, but since everyone keeps mistaking her for a guy, she makes the "permanent change".

I wish it was summer already.

Granted, but it's the last day of summer before school starts again.

I wish I could make better Youtube Poops.

Granted but then youtube and real life combine so you're youtube poops become real life and also fat guys will be falling in slow motion and rick astley will make a comeback!

i wish i knew what to wish for.

I grant you the wish that you wish you could wish for.
The only problem is now you cant wish :O

I wish for a chocolate bunny.

Granted, but it's an actual bunny, and eating it would make everyone feel sad inside.

I wish NoA would let us have Earthbound.

Granted, but you need to play through MarsBound first.

Wishes?! Man! I wish I knew this Earlier!

Wish Granted, but you will forget in 5,4,3,2,1....




I wish That I was Tom

Wish granted, now ur a tomboy

I wish i had an oreo cookie

Wish Granted but it will fall from the sky and crush you.



I wish that I was Buddii

Wish Granted but now you are a spider named Buddii that everyone wants to kill.




I wish I was a wolf

Wish granted but you got shot (lame answer)

I wish i had a slave

Wish granted but they go crazy and kill you the next day.

I wish I found out about TomBobBlender earlier.

Granted but you then run into yourself finding out about him in this time cycle and cause a time paradox.

I wish there were no corruptible wishes.

...

I wish this wish was corrupted the most creative way possible

Granted, but you will forget to remember your wish so now you dont really know what you wished for at all.


I wish that I Could Kill Rosie O' Donnell and not be killed by something falling on my head or someone shooting me.

Granted, but a trap door opens underneath you sending you 500 feet down. You are killed upon impact.

I wish Tom would come back from Spring Break already.

Granted, but he comes back because he forgot his wallet at home and takes an extended Spring Break.

I wish I had the most awesome piano skills ever.

Granted, but you'll get hit in the head, get amnesia, and won't even know what a piano is.

I wish I had a wish actually worth wishing

Granted, but your wish gets corrupted.

I wish there were no such things as time paradoxes.

Wish Granted, but no there are twenty black holes in its place




I wish that banondorf would not ban people, except Trolls

... actually im not even gonna corrupt it, i wish that too

i wish people didnt like taco bell over taco johns