Corrupt a wish game

Grabted, but the A and B buttons on every handheld you have ever owned, and will ever own, permanently break. Good Luck!

I wish to meet Fox McCloud!

Granted, but he splatters you with an arwing.

I wish I would never get sick and die at the age of 100.

granted but you die any way

i wish bomberman was real

Granted, but he miscalculates the amount of explosives for one of his bombs and accidentally blows up your house!

I wish Tom had a lifetime supply of Nabisco Oreos!

Granted, but he eats too many and blows up.

I wish I had a Mac Book.

Granted, but it was a book on macaroni.

I wish McDonalds foods didn't make people fat.

Granted but it makes them Extremely Skinny.

I wish for a life time supply of Doritos

Granted, but they are poop flavored.

I wish Walmart had had Animal Crossing: City Folk when I went today.

Granted, but some thugs robbed the store while you were there and stole your money, clothes and virginity.

I wish that this wish can't be granted.

granted but it made your head explode

i wish there was no glitchs in games

Granted but the bugs in games still exist.

I wish to fall in a black hole and for me to not feel it or be in pain in any way.

Granted, but you fall in and the main artery in your wrist is cut. The black hole sends you to your friend's house, a few minutes later, and you arrive there, only to find yourself collapsing on his couch, dead, due to blood loss...if you felt it, you'd know you were hurt.

I wish for somebody to not respond to this wish!

Granted, but the potatoes turn into a sword that shoots lime-jello lasers and kills u

I wish for a giant marshmallow bunny!

EDIT: lol oops, apparently my pc lagged on the forum XD disregard this one

Granted, however the giant marshmallow bunny looks too delicious, so you end up making a s'more out of it.

I wish that I had an oxygen mask, because there's flipping ash everywhere

granted but there is no oxygen tank

I wish for BSOD to be green

Granted, but because it's green, it's now GSOD. GSOD ERROR: File BSOD not found. Windows has encountered a fatal error and has terminated itself to prevent further damage to your computer.

I wish to know the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

Granted, but then I falcon punch you in the face and you then forgot everything as well as your identity.

I wish i could be a chocolate rain spartan, who was chief at rick roll.

Granted, but the meme police got to you and took you to jail.

I wish it snowed vanilla snow here.

Granted, but the snow is brown. Compliments of me.

I wish i had a working DS

Granted but the only game you are allowed to play is Petz: Dolphins

I wish TBB was my brother!

Granted, but Miia gets jealous and bites u to death

I wish i had a wii

Granted, but it has homebrew and it was recently updated

I wish i had this wish corrupted

Granted, but you later find out that it came true....just now...

I wish I could be as awesome as this guy ->

granted, but lol has now been changed to loser on leftovers

I wish it was the 5th december so that i can buy Animal Crossing: Lets Go To the City / City Folk (same game, different name.....why!)

granted, but it is sold out when you get there

I wish I was what i wasnt but was now was but thought i wasnt and now knows i is what i isnt.