Corrupt a wish game

granted but it is a evil penny which will kill you in 7 days

i wish to meet zero

Granted, but he splits into two - LOGIC ERROR - CANNOT DIVIDE BY ZERO!
I wish I could fly!

granted but you will crash into a airplane engine

I wish to MOD the world

granted but a admin of the world will ban you

i wish to meet protoman

granted but he will be smaller then u and have over nine thousand

i wish for more wishes

granted but they wont come true

I wish for Mother 3 to be brought to the U.S

Granted, but it will not be translated

I wish for a pet dog

granted but your new dog is crazy and has rabies

i wish to meet bass

granted but he turns out to be Bass: Exe and crash your computer
I wish for toytoy to die

granted, but shipguy used a Phoenix Down on him and he is revived.

I wish I had an invisibily cloak

granted but blows up and get sent flying

I wish to meet Axl

Granted but he doesn't like you and so he kills you.

I wish Pokemon were real!

Granted, but they are vicious creatures that will immediately kill anything on sight. Tough luck...

I wish I didn't have any homework

Granted, but you flunk outta school

I wish for the enclosed instruction book

Granted but Tommy Boy bans you for using it too much.

I wish I had unlimited oreos

Granted, but if you don't eat all of them in half a second, they explode.

I wish for a huge hamburger.

Granted, but the hamburger is tainted, and gives you chronic diarrhea for two years straight.

I wish I had no homework

granted but tom bans you for not having homework

i wish i have a better mega buster

granted but it will asplode
I wish for no more memes

Granted... ok nothing negative could come out of that ^^;

I wish I had unlimited wishes!

granted but non will come true
I wish for santa to give me gold

granted but you get rick roll'd by santa for making that wish

i wish that i have the Z-saber

Granted but the batteries are dead and they are one of a kind.

I wish I was TBB.

granted but you get banned by banon

i wish for unlimited battery power

granted, but the batteries explode.

I wish I was a llama