Corrupt a wish game

Granted....you remain IS

I wish I had a trillion dollars

Granted but they are all counterfit.

I wish I had Animal Crossing.

Granted, but you lost your Wii


I wish I could fly.

granted, but it is stolen

i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but he eats your double cheeseburgers....therefore you throw him out the window

I wish I could stop being so addicted to this game

Granted, but then you get addicted to drugs instead

I wish I wasnt so lazy

Granted but you are always busy and never have a moments rest.

I wish I lived near someone cool from the stream!
(no toytoys golfpros shipguys etc)

Granted, but its me and i annoy you with guitar hero so much you kill yourself.

I wish toytoy would die.

Granted. But that's mean. So I resurrect him and he eats you.

I wish I had as awesome an avatar as chuckroast's...

Granted, but it's in JPEG format.

I wish I was god.

Granted, but then you are killed by chuck norris

I wish i could do mario paint as well as tom.

Granted...........but then you are killed by chuck norris

I wish I was chuck norris...

Granted, your name is now Chuck Norris and the original Chuck Norris sues you for copyright infringement.

I wish I had an arwing.

Granted, but as you start piloting it, you realize you never got a license and take a nasty crash, wrecking the Arwing, and break multiple body parts, including your neck.

I wish I had a pet pony.

Granted but it dies when you don't feed it.




I wish i had a Dog

Granted, his name is Fido, but he has no legs

I wish I could beat Super Kaizo World...

Granted, but it bursts into flames before you beat it.

I wish would win against for once

Granted but then a time paradox happens and the whole universe asploads along with your head.... YOUR HEAD ASPLOAD!!!!

I wish for a Ferrari

Granted, but its been stolen and the police arrest you for grand theft auto lolol

I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner

Granted, but you aren't very happy about it

I wish I didn't wish for this wish

Granted But then you wish you did wish for this wish...................................................................................TIME PARADOX *head asploads*

I wish for another Ferrari

Granted, but it's a hot wheels Ferrari

I wish nothing bad would come out of this wish, at all!

granted, nothing came out bad for the wish, but the lack of thinking got you banned from the chat room.

i wish there was oreo caketers over here in the UK.

granted but there would only be one

I wish for Earthbound to be on the VC

Granted, but it overloads and your VC blows up

I wish oreos were free