The official TBB Vending Machine topic

*inserts a Willy Wonka*

*pours in a fizzy lifting drink*

*puts in NOTHING! and it reads "You lose! Good Day sir!"*

*inserts Navi the fairy*

*inserts a biggoron sword*

*inserts a Hylian Shield*

*inserts a Hadouken*

*inserts a Hydro Storm*

*shouts an OBJECTION!!!!!!*

*inserts guile's sonic boom*

*inserts Guile's Sonic Hurricane*

*inserts Sagat's TIGER UPPERCUT!*

*inserts Demitri's Midnight Bliss*

*inserts Zangief's lariat*

*inserts Pyron's Zodiac Fire*

*inserts Ken's Shoryuken*

*inserts Morrigan's Darkness Illusion*

*inserts a fuzzy pickle*

*inserts a door knob*

*inserts an arrow lizard*

*inserts a red Dr. Mario virus*

*inserts a black hole*

*inserts a super nova*

*inserts a rocket lawnchair*

*inserts a masamune*